"sorry bro- just had a huge, unexpected gravitational fart... totally put atrial fibrillation in my rhythm..."
by coolbean_z August 16, 2023

A fart of such strong intensity that it can be tasted, and remains of which linger in the nose and mouth.
by Dr Irka January 2, 2021

by Fary man farter May 9, 2021

by MrOozer August 2, 2021

A fart is a gassy explosion from the butt. Types of farts are: Silent but deadly, wet and stinky, shart, and 'the bomb'.
by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.
In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.
by QuacksO June 12, 2024

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024
