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gravitational fart

"sorry bro- just had a huge, unexpected gravitational fart... totally put atrial fibrillation in my rhythm..."
by coolbean_z August 16, 2023
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Fart Sandwich

A fart of such strong intensity that it can be tasted, and remains of which linger in the nose and mouth.
Everyone cleared the room after eating the dog’s fart sandwich.
by Dr Irka January 2, 2021
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Fart

When you lick a minors butthole till they bleed
Bro I just used the fart on my lil sis
by Fary man farter May 9, 2021
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CUM FART

A CUM FART IS WHERE YOU CUM INSIDE OF SOMEONE AND THEN LATER THEY FART IT ALL OUT
MUMM JIMY MADE ME HAVE A CUM FART
by MrOozer August 2, 2021
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Fart

A fart is a gassy explosion from the butt. Types of farts are: Silent but deadly, wet and stinky, shart, and 'the bomb'.
I accidentally let out a fart when I bent over in the grocery store.
by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019
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fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.
In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.
by QuacksO June 12, 2024
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mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024
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