1, 2, 5

the act in which a disgusting male or female inserts one finger, then two, and then a whole fist into the vaginal canal giving the woman a weird pleasure in her sleep because she was so drunk she didn't know what was occurring.

I can't walk today, I think someone gave me a 1, 2, 5 last night!

by American fisting association November 29, 2018

2 fingers up

when you feel half drunk, playing on someone, lonely and single

She doesn't wanna be saved, she's pulling a 2 fingers up bro.

by smirnoff.ass October 7, 2022

2+2=4

How do you know it's not a false thing you believe that helps you survive? Jesus christ Alex the second I called you out as a plant you HARD SPIRALED into the Jordan Peterson nonsense tower. You're spiraling HARD right now?

Hym "Because if you have 2 to apples in a bucket and you place 2 more apples into that same bucket... You not have IIII 👈 this many. You can change the term you use to represent IIII 👈 This many. You can call 'that many' 4 or four or IV or, shit, you can even call it 5! That being said, there COULD VERY WELL BE some kind of hidden mathematical principle that affects 2+2=4 in some significant way. But, it's just low hanging fruit at this point. That's year 1 stuff. We're past all that."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

October 2

Today is the day. Get with your crush! If you do today you will last forever and that relationship really will be perfect

?: wanna get with me?
?: why?
?: it’s October 2
?: oh right!!! sure

by October2 October 2, 2022

2:38:41

A timestamp where someone talks about how everyone knows a character called Shadow The Hedgehog and how they are popular enough to be in a movie's post credits scene. This event occurs when a person starts talking about post credit scenes whenever a new major movie comes out the same week.

I can't believe they added the 2:38:41 guy in this upcoming movie!

by LrhAstern September 3, 2022

Asshole 2 Bellybutton

A hypothetical game played with friends naming your price for licking a random persons Asshole to Bellybutton (A2B for short). Prices are arbitrary and get deposited into the “bank” if the person is considered attractive. Money can also be withdrawn from the “bank” if the target is ugly. The “bank” has been controversial and sometimes omitted from the game.

Hey Joe, Asshole 2 Bellybutton ( A2B) on that blonde in the pink shirt?
“Oooofa I’d pay $10,000 to lick that A2B”

by A$$hole2BB March 30, 2022

December 2

The day you were born but nothing else important happened.

Congratulations.

I was born December 2th but no one cares.

by DianaB:D October 16, 2019