spit-lube jack-off 

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.

Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!

spit-lube jack-off by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021

CRACKER JACK

A childlike white adult who can't think outside the box & is corny & sweet.Also when you dig deep inside you find a toy, something for children to play with.Or crackers term used for pale square people who (jack) culture, land,history,etc.

I told my son it's a little late for "CRACKER JACK" maybe tomorrow

CRACKER JACK by Fred E. Douglas June 24, 2011

Kentucky Jack in the Box 

The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabbing out of the closed wound. Commonly known to happen Kentucky.

Woman: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS STICKING OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON?!
Man: WOW this looks like a Jack in the box... A KENTUCKY Jack in the Box!

Kentucky Jack in the Box by JerJax December 9, 2008

I am Jack's  

A substitutive for the phrase: I feel/am X used in reference to oneself in the 3rd person.

Ex. I am feeling sad.

into

I am Jack's deflated happiness.

This is quite obviously made in reference to fight club in which the character refers to himself in the third person because of his schizophrenia

I am Jack's by antwskinner August 5, 2008

you don't know jack 

An extremely popular video trivia game where the categories are outrageous, the questions are hilarious and the host makes fun of you when you're wrong! Everyone I know goes crazy for these games.

Have you played today's Daily DisOrDat game on the You Don't Know Jack Website?
It's called:
Spank Me! Spank Me Per the Geneva Convention!
Me DisOrDat you long time.
And it tests your knowledge of two very important topics!

you don't know jack by Marcy33 December 27, 2006

Dirty Jack Rabbit

When a girl does a guy in the ass with a carrot, and then makes him eat it.

Last night was George and mines anniversary, so I gave him a Dirty Jack Rabbit. He loved it.

Dirty Jack Rabbit by Arl Vagine January 12, 2009

buck the jack 

Going against an armed person wit no weapon

" he drawed the gun on me so i " buck the jack" an got away

buck the jack by BoobieG August 2, 2018