Definitions by JerJax

Kentucky Jack in the Box 

The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabbing out of the closed wound. Commonly known to happen Kentucky.

Woman: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS STICKING OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON?!
Man: WOW this looks like a Jack in the box... A KENTUCKY Jack in the Box!

Kentucky Jack in the Box by JerJax December 9, 2008