Sally. Sally is the most perfect girl in the whole world. She is really super duper pretty and smart and funny and buff and cool. She is perfect in every way. I love Sally (a lot)^(10000000000000)^(N+1). She makes me really happy and she is very amazing. If you don't know Sally then you have not experienced life. You have not experienced the suffocating feeling as you drown in her eyes. You have not heard the crack nor felt the pain as you broke your leg falling for her. You have not felt the emptiness inside your chest after she stole your heart. You have not worn a gas mask to protect yourself from her smelly stinky bog like stench. Therefore I can conclude that I am the luckiest to have met Sally AND I get to date her wowowowow that is so insane. I love her a lot and she means the world + Saturn and maybe Venus (if you want to be generous) to me. Just kidding, Sally means everything to me. She makes me very happy because she is the most perfect girl and she is in fact very perfect. Actually the perfectest.
To verify perfection, let us analyze this debate as a fundamental document giving further validity to Sally's perfection. There is a lie detector being used to verify the factuality of this debate. Debate is located below. Analysis of this debate can be found under Most Perfect Girl Analysis.
To verify perfection, let us analyze this debate as a fundamental document giving further validity to Sally's perfection. There is a lie detector being used to verify the factuality of this debate. Debate is located below. Analysis of this debate can be found under Most Perfect Girl Analysis.
Marco: I have the most perfect girlfriend (True)
Sally: I have the most perfect boyfriend and love you mostest (False^2)
Marco: No, I love you mostest (True)
Sally: You smell (False)
Marco: You smell a lot more than I do. That's why you're smelly. (True)
Sally: I do not smell (False)
Marco: You are the smelliest smartest most perfect girl (True)
Sally: I missed you (Maybe true)
Sally: I missed you most (Definitely false)
Marco: No! I missed you most. Go do your homework (True)
Sally: I did my homework. You're sexier than bratwurst in a skirt (False)
Marco: You're sexier than bratwurst in a skirt. You're the smartest (True)
Sally: No you are. I have so much psych homework (False and True)
Marco: Haha cyke homework (You're not funny you dumb sack of potatoes. You look like a bratwurst without a skirt)
Sally: (Cringe) haha
Marco: You're the cutest I love you the most (True)
Sally: Wanna hang out?
Marco: No (You're so funny Marco we've heard these lame jokes so many times could you not for once?)
Sally: :(
Marco: KIDDING of course I wanna hang out (True)
Sally: Yayyyyyyyyyy
Marco: You smell when should we hang out? (True)
Sally: Nooooo I do not smell. I have to clean before we hang out. My room is SUCH a mess (False^3)
Marco: Your room is not a mess (True)
Sally: No it's so bad (False)
Marco: Faker (True)
Sally: Ok I'm going to clean now
Marco: Ok byeeeee <3 I love you most and you're the most perfect girl! (True)
Sally: You stink (Wrong)
End.
Sally: I have the most perfect boyfriend and love you mostest (False^2)
Marco: No, I love you mostest (True)
Sally: You smell (False)
Marco: You smell a lot more than I do. That's why you're smelly. (True)
Sally: I do not smell (False)
Marco: You are the smelliest smartest most perfect girl (True)
Sally: I missed you (Maybe true)
Sally: I missed you most (Definitely false)
Marco: No! I missed you most. Go do your homework (True)
Sally: I did my homework. You're sexier than bratwurst in a skirt (False)
Marco: You're sexier than bratwurst in a skirt. You're the smartest (True)
Sally: No you are. I have so much psych homework (False and True)
Marco: Haha cyke homework (You're not funny you dumb sack of potatoes. You look like a bratwurst without a skirt)
Sally: (Cringe) haha
Marco: You're the cutest I love you the most (True)
Sally: Wanna hang out?
Marco: No (You're so funny Marco we've heard these lame jokes so many times could you not for once?)
Sally: :(
Marco: KIDDING of course I wanna hang out (True)
Sally: Yayyyyyyyyyy
Marco: You smell when should we hang out? (True)
Sally: Nooooo I do not smell. I have to clean before we hang out. My room is SUCH a mess (False^3)
Marco: Your room is not a mess (True)
Sally: No it's so bad (False)
Marco: Faker (True)
Sally: Ok I'm going to clean now
Marco: Ok byeeeee <3 I love you most and you're the most perfect girl! (True)
Sally: You stink (Wrong)
End.
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