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Most Perfect Girl

Sally. Sally is the most perfect girl in the whole world. She is really super duper pretty and smart and funny and buff and cool. She is perfect in every way. I love Sally (a lot)^(10000000000000)^(N+1). She makes me really happy and she is very amazing. If you don't know Sally then you have not experienced life. You have not experienced the suffocating feeling as you drown in her eyes. You have not heard the crack nor felt the pain as you broke your leg falling for her. You have not felt the emptiness inside your chest after she stole your heart. You have not worn a gas mask to protect yourself from her smelly stinky bog like stench. Therefore I can conclude that I am the luckiest to have met Sally AND I get to date her wowowowow that is so insane. I love her a lot and she means the world + Saturn and maybe Venus (if you want to be generous) to me. Just kidding, Sally means everything to me. She makes me very happy because she is the most perfect girl and she is in fact very perfect. Actually the perfectest.

To verify perfection, let us analyze this debate as a fundamental document giving further validity to Sally's perfection. There is a lie detector being used to verify the factuality of this debate. Debate is located below. Analysis of this debate can be found under Most Perfect Girl Analysis.
Marco: I have the most perfect girlfriend (True)
Sally: I have the most perfect boyfriend and love you mostest (False^2)
Marco: No, I love you mostest (True)
Sally: You smell (False)
Marco: You smell a lot more than I do. That's why you're smelly. (True)
Sally: I do not smell (False)
Marco: You are the smelliest smartest most perfect girl (True)
Sally: I missed you (Maybe true)
Sally: I missed you most (Definitely false)
Marco: No! I missed you most. Go do your homework (True)
Sally: I did my homework. You're sexier than bratwurst in a skirt (False)
Marco: You're sexier than bratwurst in a skirt. You're the smartest (True)
Sally: No you are. I have so much psych homework (False and True)
Marco: Haha cyke homework (You're not funny you dumb sack of potatoes. You look like a bratwurst without a skirt)
Sally: (Cringe) haha
Marco: You're the cutest I love you the most (True)
Sally: Wanna hang out?
Marco: No (You're so funny Marco we've heard these lame jokes so many times could you not for once?)
Sally: :(
Marco: KIDDING of course I wanna hang out (True)
Sally: Yayyyyyyyyyy
Marco: You smell when should we hang out? (True)
Sally: Nooooo I do not smell. I have to clean before we hang out. My room is SUCH a mess (False^3)
Marco: Your room is not a mess (True)
Sally: No it's so bad (False)
Marco: Faker (True)
Sally: Ok I'm going to clean now

Marco: Ok byeeeee <3 I love you most and you're the most perfect girl! (True)
Sally: You stink (Wrong)
End.
by Sallyiscute October 4, 2021
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Hot sexy runner goth girl

That one xc girl who is pale from her anemia, she listens to my chemical romance on the way to meets and motivates herself with her live wallpaper of Gerard Way.
Person 1) did you see Ceci’s black leather jacket and my chemical romance shirt?
Person 2) yeah, she is such a hot sexy runner goth girl.
by Ememmy October 18, 2021
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Mr. Hear Your Girl

A complete opposite of Mr. Steal Your Girl; just a nigga who's there to hear a girl's problems but still be getting zero action. A nigga who is so fucking deepfried in the friendzone he listens to his boy's side chick's problems. This the nigga who knows all the gossip and is always getting invited to the club with the ladies. This nigga is so committed to his craft, that he will be at the club holding the purse for a women he's pursued since time, while she out there getting daggered in three different directions while sucking a nigga dick through the top of a man's jeans. She later goes home and calls him to talk about how she can't find a guy like him who listens. A man who gives moody replies to his boys, but when a girl calls, he will be as hard as Mount Everest's frozen peak while asking her what she had to eat. AKA BATTYMON.
Guy 1: Yo what's he doing all the way over there?
Guy 2: Oh, he's on the phone with my side chick...
Guy 1: There he go again, with that Mr. Hear Your Girl shit.
by Baasha91 June 26, 2019
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bad girl

1. a girl that likes freaky sex;
2. a girl that spends her weekends drunk off her ass;
3. a girl that does things unacceptable to her parents and society, and everyone knows it
Those bad girls got wasted last weekend and slept with 5 guys each!
by Alias uknown November 27, 2007
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Juicy Girl

Cheap Asian prostitutes who inhabit bars located near U.S. military bases in Asia. Most juicy girls are Filipino, but may be from any country in the Asia/Pacific. Juicy Girls are known for transferring STDs and tricking young naive military members into marrying them.
They were having a sale at the Juicy Bar last night. If you buy one Juicy girl for $2, then you get the other juicy girl for a penny!
by Chico Blacklung November 29, 2010
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society girl

an 'it' girl, or party girl. usually mega rich, some are a bit slutty, and trend setter.
paris hilton, nicole richie, peaches geldof are all society girls
by bbyg4 June 17, 2008
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Horse girl

A crazy, middle class, white girl who is obsessed with horses. In general this specie of human is exceptionally horny and extremely kinky. So if your girlfriend's a horse girl, watch out because she's definitely gonna take the reins in the relationship.
Person 1: Omg look at the horse girl with her horse "Mr Tiggs"
Person 2: yh haven't you heard she into some super kinky shit
by Lolommssss101 October 14, 2019
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