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hammer time

1. Cannabis or marijuana

2. The act of smoking cannabis or marijuana
1. Greg: "You got any hammer time?"
Paul: "I bought a half yesterday!"

2. Timmy: "What are you doing later?"
Gary: "It's about to be hammer time here in a minute."

OR

"Wow, he's messed up off that hammer time"
hammer time by HSC09 August 27, 2005
U R TIME means something like OMG U R SO L33T, or OMFG <3 U. A general expression for being elite.
It was coined at winprog when someone was trying to say "your time" but instead said "you're time".
omg if this works U R TIME!
U R TIME by magey February 16, 2004

i have no time 

somthething your "significant other" will say to you when, realy, they're cheating on you... or maybe they just really don't hav time??
diane: hey you wanna use my pusse tonight?
frank: i have no time..i..err...need to vacuum my mom!!
diane: yea right!! your probably meeting up with jessica!! we're through!! >.<
2 hours later

Frank's mom: frank!! its time for my annual vacuum!!
frank: arrg!! coming mother!!
i have no time by 2hawt4u March 8, 2008

Peanut Butter Jelly Time 

To have a Peanut Buter Jelly Time is to share a tasteful and wonderful experience with your lover. To have a Peanut Butter Jelly Time, do the folling; 1) Pick weather you want to by peanut butter or jelly. 2) Take the item that you chose to be, and spread it on your whole body, and have your lover do the same with their item (or spread them on each other). Very sexy! 3) Have sex in a position that involves you to face your lover(example: 69). This will give the effect of it to look like a peanut butter sandwich. 4) Have fun! Lick off yourself or your lover, if desired. It can be very sticky, so enjoy!
"Oh ya, baby, I love what you are doing, but can we please have a Peanut Butter jelly Time?"

"Last night I was with my man, and we had an exultant Peanut Butter Jelly Time! And, this time, I was the peanut butter! Yum."
Mike- "Hey Sean, what time are you taking out Heather?
Sean- "Right now, but I have to squeeze in some J-Time before I pick her up."
J-Time by Dr. Patrick Bateman December 11, 2008

turkey time 

A reminder that Gobble (felatio) is on the regular schedule and the "time" has come.

During christmas or Thanksgiving when the turkey is ready to be carved at the table and family takes there seats.
" I know you've been called to a late shift at the hospital but you cant go. Its Turkey time!

"Everyone sit at the table and lick you lips becuase its Turkey Time"
turkey time by scotsman1821 August 10, 2007