John Passant

A versatile saying, phrase, action, noun, or adjective. Could be used reactionary, mid-sentence, or as an insult.

1. "Just John Passant me that gyatt G"
2. "On John Passant you ain't getting these chips"
3. "Who am I? John Passant."

by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024

John

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever

Man that john is sexy

by heyitsmejk November 12, 2021

John cena

Big fat man

THE BIG FAT MAN JOHN CENA

by Elijah: Alanah is da best May 2, 2022

john's negative 3

something uber homosexual. derived from the fact that negative 3 girls like someone (john doe), making it 3 guys liking him, thus the negative 3 is homosexual.

"dude that guy right there is sooooo john's negative 3."

Guy 1: I would bang that guy
Guy 2: thats so john's negative 3.

by stinsons October 21, 2010

John Wicked

A perfect kill

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from a stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!

by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022

john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia

Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.

by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

John

John Is the best boyfriend ever. He knows how to make a girl happy and is extremely sweet. He makes sure you’re always happy and cheers you up when you’re not. He’s always there for you, through thick and thin. He’ll never leave you because he loves you so much. He’s one of the sweetest boys you’ll ever date.

Boy; Hey she’s pretty

Friend; dude she’s dating a John you have no chance

Boy; Aw nuts

by Lunee March 13, 2022