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Monkey Hot 

A substance so hot as to make one say "oooh, ooohhh, aaaah, aaaah".
He slowly lowered himself into the monkey hot bath tub.
Monkey Hot by LeRoy November 19, 2003

Monkey Boy'd 

A recent addition the the english language. It is the inevitable consequence and response to the smoking of marijuana. The resulting realisation and acceptance of ones current state of being when under the influence of a toxin.
Question:"hey dude, how you feeling?.."
Response:"Man, I am Monkey Boy'd!"
Monkey Boy'd by Michael Bobin June 11, 2004

monkey spanking a wheel 

The definition founded in boston mass, in 2008 when one spanks or slaps if you will his penis against a vagina upon penetration of a female.
" I wasnt fully stiff so i spanked the wheel with the monkey"

"Monkey spanking a wheel is always kinky"
The well browned skin on the top of a baked rice pudding.
"Boy! Look at the monkey on that!"
Monkey by P Didn't September 27, 2009

monkey pie 

the act of taking a shit in a woman's mouth and having her give you oral sex with it in her mouth
I did a total monkey pie last night!
monkey pie by mbbruh6988 March 9, 2015

Squirrel Monkey Buckets

a random word a person uses when they are fucked off or fed up with everything.....