One Eyed Pirate

The act of a female impersonating a one legged pirate by allowing her lover to kick her in the shins and cum in one of her eyes.

Girl 1: "why are you limping and wearing an eye patch today?"

Girl 2: "Oh, my boyfriend just gave me the old one eyed pirate last night. Aarrrrrrrrr me hearties!"

by DannyBoy78 September 27, 2008

Pussy Eyes

Noun: A woman with pussy lips for eyelids. Often times when a woman with Pussy Eyes cries, a small secretion of pussy juice drips out rather than tears.

Dude I can't tell if she's crying or ejaculating out of her face! Damn "Pussy Eyes"...

Brian: Hey man check out that chick, shes totally got pussy eyes!
Juan: I know, I could fuck those eyes all day.
Brian: By the end of the day I'll be ejaculating all over her brain...

by Drimicus September 28, 2008

Eyetwitch

1. n. Spasm of the muscles around the eye associated with nervous disorders.
2. adj. Word used to describe something that is suggestive or disturbing.
3. Exclamatory word to say in the middle of any awkward silence.

(Adjective use) Ew...A chocolate-covered squirrel-eating fat man wearing a speedo... That's so eyetwitch.

by Sarah A H May 27, 2005

VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)

A condition that refers to the soulless appearance of eyes belonging to women who frequently, thoughtlessly suck dick. VDSE is rampant on college campuses internationally, and can also frequently be found in nightclubs amongst females hovering in close proximity to the bar. VDSE is not contagious.

"Dude, what's wrong with that chick?"
"Nothing man, she's totally hot"
"But dude, those eyes..."
"Fuck, she's totally got VDSE (Vapid Dick-Sucking Eyes)"
"What's VDSE?"
"Vapid Dick Sucking Eyes, ask your doctor about it."

by The Polemic June 13, 2013

Bedroom Eyes

Windows to your hole.

Her bedroom eyes were impossible to see from behind.

by gullywompr July 24, 2017

Eyelovepoozy

An asshole moderator on newgrounds.com who strokes his twisted spic dick at least twice a day by banning and deleting users, threatening users with his wife's NSA access, going on about how much he pays for his mortgage each month, how many bitches he fucked last night, which friends of his wife's that he's fucked, and calling luis a mexican.

Man, I got banned from the BBS by that dicksucker eyelovepoozy.

by Giantdouchezx April 17, 2011

eyefuck

To undress someone by staring at them constantly, and annoyingly.

Im tired of being eyefucked by that staring son of a bitch.

by Phil December 9, 2008