cat haiku

A haiku (japanese poem) about cats or related to cats.

The Instagram account @campingwithcats often use #cathaiku. This exemple is from there account.

Here is my cat haiku:

My heart: cold as ice.
My demeanor: v stoic.
My fur: soft af.

by SensduStyle May 25, 2017

cat form

The doggy style position alternative where the receiver places their front half flat on the flat while the lower half is high in the sir, like a cat.

Face down, ass up. Cat form.

by Tohn Jarp January 8, 2014

fat cat

A Super duper fat cat

I"m a fat Cat

by FATCAT!! May 16, 2019

cats

An STD that is transmitted via the direct contact with a cat's fur with human genitalia, it can also be passed on during sexual intercourse with a male or female.

'So, how has the sex been recently?', 'pretty shitty, i contracted cats'

by cheeseman2569 March 29, 2021

Cat

The best animal ever,basically.

Simon:Dude,do you like cats?
David:No,i dont.
(Dont be like David,be like Simon.He likes cats.)

by LOLCAT24 June 18, 2018

Cats

A adorable creature that is usually kept as house pets, alot of cats are calm but some can have alot of energy! You should never harm a cat, cats should be respected. And don't fight about cats being better then dogs, and dog owners shouldn't fight about dogs being better. Let's just agree both cats and dogs are great!

My cat scratched my coach which sucks, I might have to get a new catch and maybe a scratching post. Cats have a lot of energy sometimes!

by TheColourBlue4 December 22, 2023

Cat

The BEST animal to own.

I love my cat

by OogieBoogietree October 1, 2019