2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.
Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed
by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020
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Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less
Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
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Damital 2 L

Newest drug made to combat the disease known as

Syphagonaherpatitus. The drug is highly controversial, many of the ingredients can cause serious side effects. (including debilitating pain, suicidal thoughts, hot flashes) But it has a 98% success rate. The tag line is "Just yell Damital 2 L, if you're tired of SGH*".

*Syphagonaherpatitus
Joe: They say that new Damital 2 L is a wonder drug.
Bob: Yeah, wonder if it will heal you or kill you.
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Brady 2 neck

A fat ass kid who gets no bitches , has multiple necks , likes to sit on his fat ass all day and do nothing
I need to lose some weight , I’m turning into brady 2 necks
by Austin Gregory March 14, 2022
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Give yourself 2

When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight
Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat
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1 2 buckle my shoe...

A dance and song popularised by tik tok, a person might sing it if they see someone with silly shoes.
Friend 1: Did you see king Charles coronation.
Friend 2:Ye bro, he really had that 1 2 buckle my shoe...
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1 2 Buckle my shoe

1 2 Buckle my shoe is a meme that originates from fortnite Tik-Toker edmondx. The video starts with edmondx going to the camera saying "Come over here! Come over here!"
Then showing of his shoes from Nike singing "1 2 Buckle my shoe! 3 4 Buckle some more! 5 6 Nike Kicks!" In a kid-like
voice. Then him complimenting his singing "Yo bro that was so fire!"

It doesn't have a meaning to it.
Have you seen the 1 2 Buckle my shoe video?
by The Gen z/Alpha mind December 27, 2024
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