born with rocks in your head 

to be clearly delusional, usually with regard to the a person's physical appearance.

"I think she is so hot.."
"Umm clearly you were born with rocks in your head!"

born with rocks in your head by Jas.. June 13, 2008

The Mr. Potato Head 

Similar to the teabag. When a male places his penis on someone else's face with the shaft lying on the nose and one testicle on each eye. Creates an illusion of altered/extraneous facial features.

The Mr. Potato Head, kind of like a teabag

The Mr. Potato Head by shutimanta September 29, 2012

Pineapple head 

someone with an abnormally enlarged head who is stupid.

that kid has a frickin pineapple head.

kit is a pinapple head

dude, spongebob could live in there

Pineapple head by eli a May 19, 2006

pot head 

Someone who is boring to hang out with unless you are stoned too.

I dumped my ex because he was a pot head. He just wanted to sit around and watch TV all day.

pot head by Lacey2 September 1, 2007

bean head 

A large bean shaped head exceeding 3ft tall

Tom Edmondson in S10 has a massive bean head

bean head by Ben-jamin July 11, 2003

give your head a shake

A phrase which has never actually been spoken aloud. Instead, it is found exclusively in letters to the editor and on message-boards. Must be spoken with a grumpy old white man accent.

Legalize marijuana? You need to give your head a shake, boy. And get off my lawn.

give your head a shake by Pedobar October 27, 2011

chicken head 

a philatious woman, gives "loosies"

a ho u just take home and wear out

chicken head by dizzle803 July 21, 2008