seizure penis

1. An out of control Penis
2. A Penis that cums at the most inoppurtune times.

1. Man i sure had a seizure penis last night.
2. I had a seizure penis last night at church.

seizure penis by JSB15 June 20, 2008

The Penis Kingdom 

In 1455 Year of Our Lord, there was a vassal ruled by the Vaganians known as the Penis Kingdom. It was founded long ago by Sack-Sons, but back then they were a bunch of total dumbasses and they couldn't read or write. And thus, they could not record history. The capital city was Fukuoka, in the year 1455, and by then the city was flourishing with drug dealers, sex clubs, and porn shops. Something interesting about the city was it was built on a peculiar landform called "The Dick of God" and was surrounded entirely by the Yellow Sea. Their king was none other than Duce Hirohitler XIV, who was known as a notorious flaming homosexual. Alas, our knowledge ends at this point, as the trail ends there. However, what has become of the Penis Kingdom is said to be located in the German mainland, after the Migration of 1865. There, they live under a new name. They live under the name of the Neo Nazis.

The Penis Kingdom is often referred to as "Nazi Germany" when in actuality, it is "The Penis Kingdom"

The Penis Kingdom by The Penistriker February 2, 2010

Long penis 

A male organ that some women will agree to want or have wanted at some point in time in their life

Dude dominic's got a long penis

Well I know who I'll be going with now

Long penis by Savy my nigga January 13, 2019

I Got A Big Penis 

The biggest lie ever told by a man (or possibly, a woman)

Lady GaGa: I got a big penis.
Me: Good on- I believe it.

I Got A Big Penis by PseudonyMaName October 17, 2011

Athlete's Penis 

A case where, due to excessive exercise, a man's penis is smaller than normal. Unlike athlete's foot, athlete's penis is not caused by fungus infections. It happens because all of the blood that would usually keep a man's penis his normal size is being used in his muscles. This is not contagious, but very demoralizing to said man.

Person A: "Ah man, it sucks Harrison got pantsed in from of Allie!"
Person B: "Yeah that was the worst case of Athlete's Penis I've ever seen! I don't know if he'll ever be able to live it down..."

Athlete's Penis by Future Mind-Controling Robots July 9, 2010

no penis 

Somebody that has no penis. Or an insult to imply that one has no penis.

Dude, Jared is such a no penis.

Hey Jared, no penis for you!

no penis by Bryan February 10, 2005

Symbolic Penis 

When a gay person has a girl friend, but acts like he's straight, the girlfriend has a symbolic penis.

Hey Zach, does your "partner" have a penis?
Yes, a symbolic penis.

Symbolic Penis by TheMooCow47 April 25, 2006