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Mysty Shit

(n) an explosion of liquid fecal matter such that a brown cloud obstructs your view into the thrown of shit. So dark that nothing can be seen.

(n) A hazy uncertain future
John just took a mysty shit in the lobby toilet, it smells so bad, and I can hardly breathe.

Demarcus keeps getting arrested for drinking and driving. He is in some mysty shit.
by Crotcheola March 22, 2011
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Peice of shit

A boy named Johnny who is a very horny little boy who needs to grow up.
Johnny is a peice of shit for only caring about sexual needs in relationships
by Youra dil do January 29, 2019
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hammered shit

Infantry slang for splattered guts, or blown to bloody pieces, to include intestines, bowel, and stomach contents.
Those raghead fucks launched a mortar over the wall and blew Private Smith (someone's precious baby) into hammered shit.
by Staff Sergeant Schultze December 20, 2005
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Fucking Shit

a)residue found on the penis of a homosexual male after anal intercourse...

b)residue found on the penis of a straight guy after fucking his girl in the asshole.
When Lance was done fucking Bruce in the ass, his dick was covered in fucking shit.

Bradley licked the fucking shit off of Steven's dick after he got fucked up the asshole. Yummo!!!

Charles was grossed out when he pulled his dick out of Stacey's ass and saw it was covered in fucking shit.
by sex fiend 69 December 29, 2007
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shit for brains

1. Having shit actually in the place where your brain should be. Symptoms for this disease is smelling something extremely bad eery time you breathe.

2. Synonym for George W. Bush
1. The animal had shit for brains thus always smelling like doo doo.

2. George W. Bush is a person who has literally shit for brains and also has many friends who reside in his cabinet such as Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld whom also have the disease of having shit for brains.
by Alec November 4, 2004
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shit on a stick

A product or service marketed aggressively without the mandate of strong demand.
That fly-by-night fast talker was just trying to sell me shit on a stick.
by gtg207u September 1, 2007
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shit squint

The twinge in a girl's eye after he takes it out of her ass and puts it in her mouth, the ol'ATM! MMMM, good.......
I live to see the shit squint in a girl's eye when she tastes her own fecal matter......
by Sam and Chris January 22, 2007
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