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turn off phone

At 4:30 you should have turn off phone!!!
by Doloris Babe Sweetie August 19, 2006
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My Dick Off

A superlative that is meant to express the highest form of something, to be so excessively "verb" that your penis is actually, or has the potential of, metaphorically falling off. Not meant to actually mean that your penis is detached from one's body. Can be used by both male and female parties.
Thought to be another form of "my ass off" as in "laughing my ass off."
Example 1:
John: "Ey, I haven't slept for three days, I'm sleepy"
Robert: "I haven't slept for five days, I'm really sleepy!"
Patrick: "I haven't slept for a month, I'm sleepy my dick off!"

Example 2:
Michael: "Dude, could you pick me up a free water?"
David: "Why don't you pick one up yourself at the concession stand?"
Michael: "Because I'm thirsty my dick off, but I'm also 'not wanting to pay 5 dollars for a water' my dick off"

Example 3:
Paul: "Damn, check out that girl over there, she's so fine"
Richard: "Hell yeah, she's sexy my dick off"
by TheSnowman1 October 15, 2010
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Beef Stroke It Off

The gentle art of onanism.
ie wank
No, i cant come out tonight, im having beef stroke it session.
by Anonymous December 28, 2004
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snapping one off

endulging in one's penis
ray hurt his shoulder in the shower when he slipped snapping one off.
by big sing August 9, 2006
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run one off

To masturbate, usually referring to guys only. The term is used when a guy has the urge to whack it after seeing a hot girl.
I was dancing with this hot chick at the club, but I didn't go home with her. When I got home, I was so horny that I had to run one off.
by RexGibson March 6, 2004
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going off topic

this is when people say things but they go off on a tengent and did you see that thing on the news tonight gee the president is stpid and i can't believe there's yet another reality show and the weather's pretty nice this morning what's with all the stupid entried in the dictionary just look at the for goodness sake now that's stupid isn't it just make a dictionary dammit i don't want all these stupid entries like that one for going off topic now what's one stupid thing
by Your name August 18, 2003
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beat off kid

some one who beats off nearly 24/7/365 and lets the wold know
Sean Connary: "I caught you jacking off"
by Mr. Callhan June 11, 2006
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