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Uncle blue

Nickname for The Police like pig or 12 most commonly used in Sweden.
Uncle blue by Storytelr December 6, 2018

phantom blue balls 

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.

The blue amorphous mass 

A nasty ass sticky tarp in the back room that everyone hates
Ew I just stepped on the blue amorphous mass

Your shoes gonna be real fucken sticky

code blue 

hey dude its getting rough in here

are you ok?
nvm code blue

The blue bee effect 

It happens when your brain fabricates a memory that never really existed.
I remember seeing a blue bee when i was little but turns out those don't exist. I experiences the blue bee effect

cold blue one 

Slang for Bud Light. Brewed in St.Louis, Missouri
Hey Cletus, you wanna hit the dirt roads and put back some cold blue ones?