Need for excessive admiration. The narcissist isn’t satisfied with a compliment or pat on the back when others offer them as a part of natural conversation. They demand that others admire their appearance, accomplishments, skills, or existence. The admiration of others is what feeds the narcissist.
Boasting is second nature to narcissists, and compliments are typically recounted innumerable times to others as proof of their superiority.
Boasting is second nature to narcissists, and compliments are typically recounted innumerable times to others as proof of their superiority.
by StevenBills August 21, 2024

something uber homosexual. derived from the fact that negative 3 girls like someone (john doe), making it 3 guys liking him, thus the negative 3 is homosexual.
"dude that guy right there is sooooo john's negative 3."
Guy 1: I would bang that guy
Guy 2: thats so john's negative 3.
Guy 1: I would bang that guy
Guy 2: thats so john's negative 3.
by stinsons October 21, 2010

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"
by Hotdogwatericecream December 5, 2022

A fuck boy, most likely the person that would steal a pensil and lie about it. John is always the one that disrupts class and doesn’t turn in homework, but he will still get a good grade on a test
by Swanandquaun February 27, 2020

John Is the best boyfriend ever. He knows how to make a girl happy and is extremely sweet. He makes sure you’re always happy and cheers you up when you’re not. He’s always there for you, through thick and thin. He’ll never leave you because he loves you so much. He’s one of the sweetest boys you’ll ever date.
by Lunee March 13, 2022
