Ur mom

Ur mom is a famous joke said across the world

person 1: What did you do today?

person 2: Ur mom

person a:Bro yesterdays workout left me sore

person B: yesterday Ur mom left me sore

Thats it. It's something you can answer with when you dont know what to say

by c0smo. June 3, 2022

Your mom

Who I had sex with last night

I had sex with your mom

by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022

Your mom

I like your mom :)

Wow I really like your mom!!!

by Idoweed January 12, 2022

Get Mommed

To perform a sexual act with a friend's mother.

Dude, tonight I'm totally going to Get Mommed by Jake's mom!

by crazycottonball October 9, 2009

Ur mom

The hottest woman alive.

Person: I met the sexiest woman ever
Person2: who was it?
Person: ur mom

by Ur wife >:) February 25, 2022

Your mom

When you say your mo when she calls you four dinner

Honey come for dinner
Cousin your mom is calling you

by Fred; October 5, 2021

ur mom

Ur mom is an insutl than u can use it without ofending any one but its an insult

ur mom is ugly

by yuh777 January 30, 2021