Pre-Jack

Clear substance which precludes sex. Often causing squigy-ness in one's shorts, leading to your hammer sticking to your gitch.

ex.1
Guy: You don't have to spit baby!, just use the pre-jack!

Girl: yeah!

ex.2
Girl: Shit, did you cum already!!?!?!

Guy: Naa, Girl, it's just a lil pre-jack... fap.

Pre-Jack by Bejnay March 10, 2009

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Uncle Jack

The most amazing dumpster diver/ garbage picker/ garbage sorter/ trash hoarder in the world. He dwells in he Big Blue Box in Thunder Bay. Uncle Jack enjoys spending time with his family (Jacob Hoggard, Dave Rosin, Chris Crippin, Tommy Mac) and taking long, romantic strolls through the landfill at sunset.

Uncle Jack, what are you looking for in the big blue box?

Uncle Jack by Uncle Jack May 24, 2012

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dildo jack-off

A dildo jack-off is the preferred masturbation technique my cadet roomie uses to give a cumgasm -- he fucks me with a 10" dildo up my boy-hole, and jacks me off until I have a cumgasm, while he's fucking me with the dildo and I'm sucking his dick.

My cadet roomie gave me a dildo jack-off, and we both enjoy it -- I was sucking a cumgasm out of him, and enjoying being fucked as I blew my load!

dildo jack-off by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020