Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy is typically known as a lazy HVAC salesman with limited acrobatic abilities.

Fart Murphy

Local HVAC salesman

by Fart Murphy November 16, 2023

wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 23, 2025

FART

a THING THAT COMES OUT OF UR BUTT OR UR BUTT CLAPPING FOR YOU!

Hey i farted
TMI BRO!

by IM A KIAN December 15, 2017

Fart Plow

when you pull out and it makes that farty sucktion noise.

Man she was so tight. Kept fart plowing all night.

by TiggleJam January 25, 2017

Fart Dart

When your fart comes out really fast, and smells bad, but does not make any noise

Ewww.... he made a fart dart

by Yellow jenkins February 8, 2017

Kingdom farts

Something moon mom just tried to search that didn't exist on here

Luna searched Kingdom farts and found nothing. It was sad

by Talkohbell44 January 5, 2022

Raw Fart

Raw Fart

When you fart so raw that Gordon Ramsey has to come in the bathroom to bitch-slap you off the toilet and yell “THATS’S SO FOCKING RAW”

Casual person: Ew, that smells like a raw fart
Gordon Ramsey: ITS SO FUCKING RAW

by Alfy Squigglebottoms January 20, 2018