Alaskan Mouth-warmer

The act of placing cellophane over the mouth of an individual and creating a small pocket which is then filled with feces. The newly made feces will keep the mouth warm in the freezing temperatures of Alaska and other northern climes. The cellophane is for sanitary measures. This is useful when camping or when lost in the woods.

"Your younger brother told me that his lover gave him an Alaskan Mouth-warmer last night after intercourse because he was cold.....I thought that was sweet"

by Dr J G July 14, 2009

hand warmer

a motion in which a guy jacks off.

ex: i want you, legit hand warmer motion

by ericamichellexx March 7, 2009

Bruton snuff wafer

Act of placing ones testicles inside the lower lip of a consenting or non-consenting individual. The testicles may become flattened not unlike a wafer when forced into the lower lip.

I was bored, she was passed out so i gave her the Bruton snuff wafer

by Richi J October 13, 2008

call of duty infinite warfare

absolute shit doesn't have Micheal Bay

this is call of duty infinite warfare lets leave

by billybobjnthe3rd May 13, 2018

Modern Warfare 2

when i saw the multiplayer trailer for that game i came a gallon in my pants. no lie im still trying to clean it up.

*watches soldier shoot the AA-12 auto shotgun in modern warfare 2 multiplayer trailer

faggot: finally i have something to masturbate to for tonight!

by k9thefaggot July 27, 2009

wardere

Wardere is a unique name. Just like the person who owns the name Wardere. He is a comedian and a ladies man ;) most of the time he plays Fornite. Or texts his crush. Wardere is a great person. Keep him close :):

Wardere is boss at Fornite.
Can't wardere and her just date already ?!

by Mariee_tmnt May 19, 2018

Lipstick Warfare

A womans subtle way of cutting down people. Using passive aggression and snide remarks hidden by a friendly smile in front of others.

Don't mess with her, she's a master at lipstick warfare, she will make your own mama hate you.

by WillzyB January 4, 2011