toad choad

Small male genitalia.

Lucy dumped Bruce because he had such a serious case of toad choad.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

Toad

Trump's Orange Aged Dick.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" - Stormy Daniels

Trump is a total Toad.

by TehLisa September 19, 2018

Pistol toad

A person that is quick to jump at the chance to use a gun instead of fighting

That muthaphucka is a pistol toad, he always pullin out his strap ready to bust instead of knuckling up like a real man.

by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007

Old toad

To describe a girlfriend,wife,or partner who is quite small and they look older than they are.

look at my brothers new girlfriend she is a old toad

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 19, 2009

Your pet Toad is on easy mode

Even more devastating than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Anyone who gets insulted like this will die immediately.

John: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Joe: Don't make me destroy you with the power of Your pet Toad is on easy mode.
John: Do it, you won't
Joe: Your pet Toad is on easy mode
John: *turns into ballistic missile and explodes 3 continents*
Joe: AH, YEAH, MR. COOL

Your pet Toad on easy mode will kill anything involved execpt the insulter as you see from that example.

by Ah yeah, Mr. Cool October 10, 2019

Twade goods

A reference made to a sub-par rpg called fable, often made by WoW addicts

Hey go look up "Twade goods" on urban dictionary

by Hue Gass- September 10, 2007

Toad

A man who's total ineptitude with women reflects that of the character named "Toad" in the movie Gran Torino.

Man... your boy Toad is throwing his best game at that waitress but it's just useless.

by Godseystyle August 25, 2009