twitter court

The place you go to when authority/institutions fail you and you need to air your grievances and need the public’s assistance to address your concerns and/or execute your demand.

“I’m gonna take this to Twitter court.”

“See you in Twitter court, bitch!”

Lara: omg, Spirit Airlines just charged me for a seatbelt add on and they won’t refund my order.

Saj: wtf?! Girl take that to Twitter court, they’ll take care of it!

by Kussimek January 8, 2021

twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person

One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.

by Eric Robertson December 2, 2013

Twitter-Woke

A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.

Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"

by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023

twitter jitter

The feeling one gets, or adrenaline rush due to the assumption of a great tweet.. similar to "buck fever"

Pete thinks he's got such a great tweet brewing, you should see his hands shaking.....he's got twitter jitter .

by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017

Twitter Sex

The act of liking the same tweet(s) as another person to an extent such that the “liked tweet” tab of the people in question seems to be an exact replica of the other.

Dude my timeline is insane Rayna and Jamal are having twitter sex rn 🤨😱

by afrodite9 July 2, 2021

twitter widow

A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.

Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow

by Jlburton82 September 17, 2013

Twitter Tever

The Twitter equivalent to "Facebook Fever". It is the urge to check your Twitter everytime you come in contact with a computer.

Two friends are in Best Buy.

Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.

Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.

by TwitterTever December 8, 2010