twitter creeper

An account on the social media site Twitter that has no profile picture or tweets. This person sometimes even protects or locks their "tweets" even though they have none to begin with. Then they go around creepily following random people or pick out certain people to follow that catch their eye for who knows what reason. When a person checks their followers and sees a twitter creeper following them, it usually gives them a very uneasy feeling considering the fact that they just don't know who is behind that account. They could be a dangerous stalker or a harmless spammer, either way you just don't know. The best thing to do when a twitter creeper follows you is to block them to put your mind at ease.

"Oh look, another twitter creeper is following me. No tweets, no profile picture, and their account is protected. But yet they are following 200 people. I'm sure no one's creeped out by that."

by MsMello September 27, 2014

twitter goggles

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person

One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.

by Eric Robertson December 2, 2013

Twitter grammar

The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).

Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."

by appleblueseagreen February 9, 2015

Twitter Parents

Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated

"Son I'm gonna take a shower"

"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"

by pfi February 17, 2015

twitter ego

Sense of pride resulting from having a lot of twitter followers

That guy has massive twitter ego!

by joboon April 30, 2015

Instagramization of Twitter

This simply means the act of spamming Twitter timeline with personal pictures and short descriptive captions like Instagram as opposed to posting concise text information and seldomly add pictures to give more information in the tweet.

Most teenagers joining Twitter these days engage in instagramization of Twitter

by Rothmas January 22, 2020

Twitter baby

Someone basically raised by the internet that gets all of their opinions from Twitter, Reddit, etc.

Make sure you never post anything slightly offensive otherwise some Twitter baby will find it and rally the internet to cancel you!

by OGhyperV July 1, 2020