im trying to aliven’t

Snowman over fire

Person- What are you doing?

Snowman (while over a fire)- im trying to aliven’t

by BugEPB May 20, 2023

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R

On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.

by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.> I Am Trying To Miss The Mean<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.> I Am Trying To Miss The Mean<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

trying to get down

1. Attempting to talk to someone that you’re interested in 2. Asking someone out 3. Spitting game 4. To rizz on someone for the young folks

I’m finna get down with her!

I see you trying to get down with him!

by jetdaddy_ April 12, 2025

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

po-argh-try!

poetry: the class of literature comprising poems.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

po-argh-try!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about poetry.

"po-argh-try!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

this is me trying

the act of killing yourself, but more specifically, driving yourself off a cliff listening to “this is me trying” by taylor swift

“i have to go to school tomorrow. i want to this is me trying myself”
“i’ll join you”

by tswizzleismymom November 29, 2021