Toronto Turd Torpedo

when a guy takes his Girl friend out for a dirty dinner

( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.

Guy1: wow... my girl friend really likes the Toronto turd Torpedo
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl

by da golden finga August 16, 2011

Sloppy Stoma Toppy

When a male receives oral sex through the gaping hole residing in their partners throat.

Yo, Brian. I got the best head from a girl with throat cancer .... She gave me that Sloppy Stoma Toppy.

by @YungChillionaire September 20, 2017

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy

The group of significant figures that are praised on sloppy joe Tuesday

Ben: Hey wanna go pray to the sloppy jaloppy big man on toppy
Joe: Bet

by Cleft lardson January 22, 2021

Torpedo Belly

What you will get when you eat too much of the new Torpedo sub sandwich at Quizno's. What happens is your stomach juts out too far and prohibits you from accomplishing everyday tasks.

symptoms include extreme stomach pain, diarrhea, satiation, laziness, and possibly morbid obesity.

Man 1: Dude, what's up with that guy's stomach? It seems to jut out from his stomach and he's having problems getting into his car.

Man 2: It's because he has Torpedo Belly.

by tacopajaro April 8, 2009

Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.

Man Josh, I already went once, but load torpedo tubes 3 & 4, I'm going again!

by TeamScott October 30, 2008

Toasty Torpedo

a double-handed, hand job, from a girl wearing mittens.

Nothing is quite as festive as a toasty torpedo on a cold winter night.

by ilikeboobies. April 5, 2009

torpedo nipples

an extremely pointed nipple that may or may not look like a torpedo

Juan: Sherry, those torpedo nipples popped my balloon
Sherry: Sorry, let me give ya dome nigga!

by jaime vaquez April 29, 2008