Turtle Sex

The act of having sexual intercourse, turtle style. This involves the woman bent over, with the man bent on top of her entering her from behind. It is best accompanied by high-pitched frightening moans coming from either person.

girl 1 "last night me and mike were dancing, and he bent over on top of me! It was so arousing!"
girl 2 "looks like it was your first time having turtle sex!"

by turtlemaster1234 March 2, 2010

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Preludes to the Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles.

"Pizza? Isn't your potbelly big enough already?"

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

Turtle Fish

A girl with the body of a turtle and the face of a fish. Thinks she is friends with everyone she meets. Pays people to sleep with her.

"Oh my god, here comes turtle fish!! RUN!"

"The other day turtle fish was running to catch up to me and my friends, but she tripped!! And everyone peed there pants laughing."

by brittneyBitchface April 7, 2009

Turtleneck

A type of sweater with a long neck, preferably worn with a thin chain and light beer in hand.

Turtleneck and Chain and a light ass beer. -The Lonely Island

by Mattwood646 June 5, 2011

Turtle Face

A facial expression used when one screws up or has an 'FML moment' and doesn't give a fuck. It is more commonly used as the smiley ' :y '.

Guy 1 - Hahaha. You just spilled that all over your pants!

Guy 2 - Ah, Whatever :y (Makes the Turtle Face)

by Kimimaro June 8, 2009

Turtle man

When having sex with your partner right before ejaculating, you grab the back of their head and do to the turtle man call (yeeeeyeeeeyeee.) and then pin her down so she can't bite you and the ejaculate right into her face and scream LIVE ACTION. When complete with the deed, carefully wrap up the catch with the comforter, remove from the house and release safely into the wild completely naked and unharmed

I brought that girl back from the bar and gve her the turtle man.

by THE T MAN August 1, 2013

Mud turtle

Extremely large African female with attitude.

Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.

by Stefex13 July 28, 2012