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Shit

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss March 1, 2014
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shit

so happy it''s thursday!
-Guess What!
~what?
-SHIT!
~wtf?
-SO HAPPY ITS THURSDAY!
~oh
-lol

Same as tgif but for thursday :)
by Haley16 October 13, 2010
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shit

Shit means crap, poo

mostly used to describe something
This game is shit
by computertrick June 19, 2010
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The Shit

One who is both awesome and rather iresponsible/lazy/bitchy. Most people have a cousin (doesn't have to be a first cousin, can be 2nd, 3rd, etc)or weird Uncle who fits this description. A person who is simply The Shit. They do nothing but bitch (or becth as Kelly would say) and complain, but there is just something about them that makes them so wicked sweet that they are most definitely The Shit.
My cousin Joycelyn: Who is The Shit?

Me: Joycelyn is The Shit!
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with the shits

"Mic, she just ate you?"
"Nah, she's not with the shits fam"

"Yo Kenny, I'm talking to this new female, I think she's with the shits"
by The Lame February 16, 2020
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SHIT

any kind of item that has no value!
You got more shit than waste managment!!
by Wade Mc January 2, 2007
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No Shit

1. there is not any shit
2. duh!
3. dam ur stupid
4. ironic points
"No shit, I already knew that"
"No shit, Sherlock"
by Nicole Morris April 16, 2006
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