Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 23, 2014
He just did the smelliest shit ever!
I have to shit but there are no facilities around.
That exam was so shit!
Shit! I forgot my suitcase!
I have to shit but there are no facilities around.
That exam was so shit!
Shit! I forgot my suitcase!
by Mayor of Awesome Town September 19, 2009
something some people like to eat and throw up on and swish it around in there mouth example 2girls1cup
hey man i just had the biggest shit ever
omg did she swallow that shit
that was alot of shit in that cup for a girl
omg did she swallow that shit
that was alot of shit in that cup for a girl
by afromanblake February 08, 2008
One who is both awesome and rather iresponsible/lazy/bitchy. Most people have a cousin (doesn't have to be a first cousin, can be 2nd, 3rd, etc)or weird Uncle who fits this description. A person who is simply The Shit. They do nothing but bitch (or becth as Kelly would say) and complain, but there is just something about them that makes them so wicked sweet that they are most definitely The Shit.
by I warn, but nobody heeds my words April 13, 2007
"Mic, she just ate you?"
"Nah, she's not with the shits fam"
"Yo Kenny, I'm talking to this new female, I think she's with the shits"
"Nah, she's not with the shits fam"
"Yo Kenny, I'm talking to this new female, I think she's with the shits"
by The Lame February 17, 2020
by Wade Mc October 13, 2006
by Nicole Morris March 10, 2006