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The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon
by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022
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Elite Team Only

When a person thinks that their team is elite. But it is just straight up trash or garbage
I has an elite team only aha yes. I am rank 11th out of 12th
by Elite Team October 30, 2019
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Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life
Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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Confirmed profiles only

Usually a dating site with tons of fake profiles
Oh hey this dating site has Confirmed profiles only
That's fake
by Aliens are real?!? December 19, 2022
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only when i’m breathing

a phrase people say when you miss someone a lot/ all the time
boy 1: do you miss her?
boy 2: only when i’m breathing
by turtlelover3793 June 20, 2022
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She only 18

A red hot chilli peppers song that I've literally listened to over 1000 times. But, nope. 18 ships. I'm NOT going to let the pieces of shit who are telling me that it is ok for a LEGALLY INCOMPETENT RETARD to fuck his staff and that it's none of my business tell ME that I can't fuck a NOT LEGALLY INCOMPETENT, WILLING, 18 year old girl AND that it is THEIR DUTY to harass me into anger to justify them trying to stop me from fucking her. If you think you can tell people whether or not they should be fucking me you should go talk to someone I was quite fond of and see how it worked out for him.
Jiren "That's why your power level is pathetic..."

Frieza "And that's why your family is DEAD! What was THEIR power level? What's their power level in the ground?"

*she only 18 plays in the background of TikTok video*
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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