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Captain Hook

Noun
When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.
Randy: They call me Captain Hook...
Brandon: What?
Randy: My dick is shaped like a hook..
Brandon: (Laughs) What?
Randy: Cuz them bitches keep coming back.
by Randy Rocket March 29, 2009
mugGet the Captain Hookmug.

hook it up

give me that, introduce a bro to a hunny, what u do to that new dvd playa u jus stole
#1 - whos that girl over there.
#2 - Oh thats just taneysha.
#3 - HOOK IT UP.
by hooker October 21, 2003
mugGet the hook it upmug.

hooking up

When two people make out (kiss with tongue) and the girl is felt up.
Sasha: Where were you and connor last night?
Gillian: Oh we were just hooking up
by sexayyygirlll October 17, 2011
mugGet the hooking upmug.

Hooks up

What you say when you ask someone for something.
Guy 1 sees guy 2 eating popcorn and wants some
Guy 1: Eyy bruh, hooks up

Guy 2 then proceeds to give guy 1 his popcorn
by Theiconic November 5, 2019
mugGet the Hooks upmug.

off the hook

Bitch: Nigga why you not returning my calls?
You: Because the phone was off the hook. And you a HUGE BITCH.
by Nick D February 10, 2003
mugGet the off the hookmug.

Fish hook

hooking your fingers inside the vagina and dragging the body
"She passed out in my bed, so I had to fish hook that B**** out!"
by yespls November 14, 2014
mugGet the Fish hookmug.

rook hook

When a "rookie" driver makes a right turn in front of a bicyclist, cutting them off without knowledge of their existence.
I am having such a rough morning, no coffee, flat tire and barley avoided a rook hook on my way into work.
by PDXWaterproof August 9, 2010
mugGet the rook hookmug.

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