by El ritardo July 2, 2018
Get the Dutch Lolimug. 1. This food is sooo fucking dutch, I'm nutting.
2. That fucking dutch cunt just threw a damn bread stick at me!
2. That fucking dutch cunt just threw a damn bread stick at me!
by itsjacksond00d December 18, 2009
Get the Fucking Dutchmug. A long, usually rectangular shaped body pillow. Usually used by placing it alongside a person's body while sleeping, so that one leg can be draped over the length of it.
1. That lady likes the feeling of being cuddled so much, she sleeps with two Dutch Husbands.
2. When the old gal was in the rack with a leg ache, she slept with a Dutch Husband, to get rid of the pain before morning.
2. When the old gal was in the rack with a leg ache, she slept with a Dutch Husband, to get rid of the pain before morning.
by TigerRose October 20, 2010
Get the Dutch Husbandmug. by J. Con July 7, 2007
Get the Dutch Pantrymug. Similar to a "Dutch Oven". Farting in a completely enclosed auto. It is essential that the offender have access to complete control of the windows and doors. Hop in your car with a friend, unload your methane cargo, and lock all windows and doors, giving your friend a "Dutch Car",
Went to Taco Bell over lunch, on our way to a 3:00 meeting, I gave Jimmy a Dutch Car. He wasn't too happy.
by Skip Leo February 6, 2009
Get the Dutch Carmug. The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.
She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.
by SqueedlySpooch April 4, 2009
Get the Dutch Kitchenmug. A very small, but loud fart that almost hurts when it comes out , and when it slaps your butt cheeks together.
Guy 1) Oh that Mexican food is giving me a lot of Dutch Firecracker (s).
Guy 2) Same. I think im getting a bruise
Guy 2) Same. I think im getting a bruise
by Winnie_The_Shit July 18, 2011
Get the Dutch Firecrackermug.