2 definitions by SqueedlySpooch
The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.
She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.
by SqueedlySpooch April 4, 2009
The act of silently farting in a group of people, then sneaking off to leave the abondoned smell to be credited to someone else in the group.
Jack squeaked out a Dutch orphan before heading off to the bathroom. When he got back the room had cleared and an argument over who supplied the smell had started.
by SqueedlySpooch July 24, 2010