by Just Dewar April 7, 2009
Get the Bathroom mathmug. 
When students from Asia’s four tigers (Singapore, Hong Kong, South Korea, and Taiwan) continually rank among the world’s top ten in international education assessments like the Trends in Mathematics and Science Study (TIMSS) and Programme for International Student Assessment (PISA)—it is no surprise that the high mathematical proficiency of their citizens has contributed to their countries’ high GDPs.
A common denominator of tiger math nations is their cult-like devotion to education (and tuition)—one of the strong pillars of their economic success stories.
by Covido March 10, 2022
Get the Tiger Mathmug. teacher: welcome to math class.
question: if train Santa the blue nose donkey leaves at 1:98 and train be is having an existential crisis how many elephants are in a can of tuna? And also find x
the smart kid: there is 657 elephants in a can of tuna because one elephant is 4:00 and 45 elephants is 6:00 that means that if train be is a Feminist then waffles are red meaning that the answer is 657. also x is in a bar on the floor because he drank to much demond blood
question: if train Santa the blue nose donkey leaves at 1:98 and train be is having an existential crisis how many elephants are in a can of tuna? And also find x
the smart kid: there is 657 elephants in a can of tuna because one elephant is 4:00 and 45 elephants is 6:00 that means that if train be is a Feminist then waffles are red meaning that the answer is 657. also x is in a bar on the floor because he drank to much demond blood
by Anime watchers are gay October 3, 2019
Get the math classmug. Also known as “Boris Math.” When hardcore math educators, most of whom are white supremacists or racists, object to using wallet-friendly, better-quality foreign math textbooks under the guise of protecting local authors and publishers, or are opposed to recruiting foreign math teachers and lecturers to teach in local schools and universities, because their presence unprovenly threatens the livelihoods of locals, who would find it hard to compete with cheaper foreign talents.
PM Johnson and his diehard supporters would fight hard to maintain Brexit math for nationalistic reasons, because any compromise to let in alien mathematical talent would be perceived as going against their Brexiteer principles—math and math education must be local, and not adulterated by foreign elements.
by MathPlus October 2, 2021
Get the Brexit Mathmug. The calculations that college students do to determine what grades they will need to earn on remaining assignments in order to pass the class.
Usually begins around midterms in a procrastinating manner.
Usually begins around midterms in a procrastinating manner.
by alyzaraelynn December 14, 2016
Get the pass mathmug. IXL Math is a website labeled as a "game," if you click this website "thinking it's a game" you are very wrong, IXL Math is a actually a "suffering simulator" considering the repetitive annoying math questions you are asked to solve, it's crappy, pointless prizes, the the amount of hours sitting at your desk pulling your hair out, crying, having a butt ache, and having severe migraines, it's useless explanations and it's terrible point system, more than math IXL teaches you that you are useless and that you will never amount to anything in life, fun fact!: also contains adhd, ptsd, trauma, did, add, depression, anxiety, and self mental abuse and torture, and it all costs a buttload of cash every month, this website is a scam, i've already warned you, well have "fun"
IXL Math- "Practice that feels like play!"
Person 1- "Yeah right! What a joke!"
Person 2- "Bro! It's litterally been 3 hours! How long are you going to spend on your homework!?"
Person 3- "I'm not even halfway done, I'm still at 65 on IXL, and after that I have history homework, after all of this I guess I'll sleep. I'm having a severe migraine rn!
Person 1- "Yeah right! What a joke!"
Person 2- "Bro! It's litterally been 3 hours! How long are you going to spend on your homework!?"
Person 3- "I'm not even halfway done, I'm still at 65 on IXL, and after that I have history homework, after all of this I guess I'll sleep. I'm having a severe migraine rn!
by Thatonecreepyidiot00000 March 31, 2022
Get the IXL mathmug.