Texterginity

The condition or quality of never having sent or received a text message; not textually active.

Jim: Hey, Jenn texted me the other day.

Bob: Oh? Looks like she lost her texterginity!

Jim: Yeah, she's textually active and just can't get enough!

by cpninja42 January 23, 2013

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texterbate

When someone texts you at an ungodly hour with a provocative or friendly text. There is the high possibility, that they are masterbating to your texts. This includes long pauses between texts when you are perplexed that they respond so slowly.

Last night Bubba sent me a texterbate at like 11:30 pm, just to say hey. What an idiot.

by really99 May 13, 2014

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textercising

The act of texting while exercising. Usually done while sitting on exercise equipment at the gym. Textercising works out mainly the thumb muscles.

You (at the gym, trying to work out at a machine occupied by a texterciser): Are you using this machine or are you just textercising?

by markspark January 8, 2014

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texterstanding

Understanding a text message fully even if it contains errors, omissions or typos.

I know that I am rubbish at typing text messages but you are always so good at texterstanding me.

by empyrean February 14, 2014

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textern

A shortening for "text extern (analysis)".
When analysing a text outisde of the text only. For instance, examining the text by taking the writer's gender, the time it was written, the writer's name, etc. into account for how to understand the text.

I'm doing some textern analysis on this text to get the full perspective of what the message is

by merx March 27, 2015

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