Tech-Flu

A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.

Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.

I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...

by AzRoN May 13, 2008

Tech Hygiene

Healthy habits and practices with digital technology that can improve your productivity and mental health.

He kept his phone turned on next to his bed and struggled to practice tech hygiene, negatively impacting his sleep.

by nourishedninja May 26, 2018

Tuck Tech

A tech review YouTuber who gets mega bitches.

1:Dang did you see that Tuck Tech used the hub intro on his channel
2:Ayo WTF

by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022

tech titan

Someone that wears a lot of nike tech fleeces. (probably british)

josh: nice tech fleece, are you a tech titan or cargo crusader

harry: definitely a tech titan

by blob07 January 25, 2022

tech hell

The status of being unable go about life as normal due to unavailability of one or more (usually two) essential devices.

Fuck! My laptop is out for repair and my smartphone's screen is cracked. I'm stuck in tech hell with this shitty burner phone!

by Inglorious Sam February 20, 2018

Ikel Tech

Doing something incredibly stupid

Gyy 1: Bro.. I accidentally put in thr wrong stats..

Guy2: Ikel tech

by Ner_d July 4, 2022

Tech Tuesday

Tech Tuesday the last Tuesday of every month where you wear a Nike tech

Those boys in the blue and red Nike techs look so fine this tech Tuesday

by Kha billz January 25, 2022