techno

annoying, treble-heavy music for queers and Europeans, mostly played at dance clubs in big cities

Techno is horrible music, almost as bad as rap!

by T-Ro May 17, 2006

techmology

TechmologyTM (Tech-mol-o-gy)
n. pl. techmologies, abbrev. "Mology"

Term trademarked by PrismaStar Software to describe technology products such as consumer electronics (e.g. digital cameras, laptops, flatscreen TVs, MP3 players, digital camcorders, mobile phones, etc. )

Yo, this new HDTV is some mad techMOLOGY!

by TechyJoe May 6, 2006

technodowner

a person who pretends they know something about technology, but in fact have no idea

person 1: i bought a mobile phone that has bluetooth
person 2: do u even know what bluetooth does?
person 1: offcourse i do it lets u take better pictures
person 2: *sigh*..ur such a technodowner

by {PLONK} July 12, 2006

Techmology

noun. A derogatory and purposeful mispronunciation of the word technology used to describe something that has impressed a person of lesser technical knowledge in order to show just how lame they are.

Noob: 'Wow, did you see how cool that new GPS system is?'
Me: Techmology my boy, techmology.

by Kassius99 July 23, 2008

Techno

A coordinated mix of electric sounds that some cultists refer to as music. Sometimes believed to be an updated version of disco. Characterized by a drumbeat that always puts a bass hit on the downbeat, an open hi-hat hit on the upbeat and closed on the downbeat, and a mm setting of c 150. In addition, there is always a complete lack of musical instruments, as all sounds are simulated on a computer. Most often listened to by a male demographic between ages 12 and 25, nearly all of which is uneducated in music and incapable of playing an instrument. Synonym: signal indicator Antonym: music

All he listens to is techno.

by Bluepies February 9, 2005

technochocolate

That which the Aztecs made to eat at human sacrifice raves and to which they dedicated amusement parks. Given to Cortes in mass quantities in lieu of the location of El Dorado. Contains cocoa, Eccstacy, and the sanctified hearts and livers of the Chemical Brothers.

Tech-no-choc'-late...doo-doodle-oodle-oodle...tech-no-choc'-late...doo-doodle-oodle-oodle...

I'm gonna go check into that technochocolate...

by Duuuuuuuuuh February 9, 2004

techno booty

ass that loooks sick, sloppy, like hot shit, uneven, and just plain nasty.

Branon: Damn her ass look sloppy.
Tasha: She got that TECHNO BOOTY!!!!

by Bottom boots sister, Cherice, & Bottom Boots March 7, 2005