Louisiana Tech University 

Louisiana Tech is a Tier 1 national university - the only Tier 1 national university in the nine-member University of Louisiana System. Louisiana Tech conducts research with ongoing projects funded by agencies such as NASA, the National Institutes of Health, the National Science Foundation, and the Department of Defense. Louisiana Tech was ranked 13th nationally in affordability for in-state students and 25th nationally for out-of-state students.

Louisiana Tech is sadly not as well known nor as big as LSU, but that's no reason to count us out. We have an exemplary engineering and science program. Additionally, we are currently (as of Feb 2013) the only university to offer a degree in Cyber Engineering.

Let's be honest. We're waaaaay better than ULM.

Person 1: LaTech is a bunch-a redneck hipsters!
Person 2: I'm sorry, good sir? Are you from ULM?
Person 1: Yeah, so?
Person 2: You poor, poor soul. I understand you wish you were as cool as us who attend the humble Louisiana Tech University. May you study in peace.

Louisiana Tech University by MissTheAsp February 24, 2013

we tech those 

"Teching" is a mechanic in the Super Smash Bros. games that allows the user to cancel knockback when they collide into the floor or a wall or ceiling. This is done by pressing the shield button at a very small time window frame.
"We tech those" is used to describe when a smasher techs.

*Triple R pulls off two amsah techs against Mew2King*
Wow dude, we tech those!

we tech those by eagle's kite May 31, 2016

virginia tech 

I just want to point one thing out here. UVA and VT are completly different schools. If you want a law degree or business degree, you go to UVA. However they cant even touch Virgina Tech's Engineering and Science programs. Both schools are commpletely respectable institutions of learning, but for different areas of study. The demographics are different, with UVA being more preppy and upper class, and VT students having a more casual demeanor and coming from middle class backgrounds. There are rednecks at VT, but most dont make it past freshman year.
Oh, and no one really cares about the Citadel/Virginia Tech rivalry.

Now lets stop this rediculous rivalry and stop comparing apples to oranges.

~I want to major in electrical engineering with a minor in mathematics, so i think i will go to Virginia Tech.

~Thats cool, i want to major in business manegment and become an entrepreneur so i will go to UVA.

~Awesome, i respect your decision because we have different tastes in education.

virginia tech by Dan April 8, 2005

georgia tech 

An American Institution famous for screwing its undergraduates. In addition, when undergrads look for hope in graduate schools like an MIT, Berkeley, Stanford, Caltech, or UCLA, they realize that Georgia Tech as destroyed all their hope by giving them GPAs a full 1.5 points lower then the competition.

As a result, they end up doing their graduate studies in the same school that drove them so often to suicide as undergraduates.

Stanford's 2007 incoming graduate engineering class consisted of MIT, Stanford, Caltech, Berkeley, and UCLA undergrads. All Georgia Tech applicants failed to meet the 3.0 GPA requirements, in spite of a near perfect average on the GREs.

georgia tech by Dark Lorde December 24, 2008

Glitch Tech 

An employee for a fictional Video-Game Business known as Hinobi Tech. Originates from the show "Glitch Techs". Once recruited into the Glitch Techs, you are equipped with a Gauntlet, which allows you to capture and contain "glitches" and gain XP. I feel like this show is really underrated, and I do not give a schnitzel if you say I'm too old for it. It's awesome.

Person 1: "Anyways... Have you heard that Glitch-Techs just released a new season?"
Epic Person: "Oh yeah! I love the show! Meko is my favorite Glitch Tech!"

Glitch Tech by Sir Mango September 1, 2020

nike tech 

wearing the sacred tech means you get an insane amount of hoes but are still loyal

wow, that guy has a nike tech, you know what that means.

nike tech by zesty zay April 25, 2022

kaynor tech 

A school filled with whore and black big booty girls who want to beat up the white chicks...senior guys take advantage of white freshman girls because in their opinion their easy.

hey dude
yeah whats up?
see that girl over there?
yeah, why?

well she made out with a guy on my soccer team under the bleachers...and she goes to kaynor tech
okay, so what?
lets go fuck the shit out of her..i mean shes easy right?

kaynor tech by megan sarinona September 30, 2012