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Facebook Stalker

1. Someone who responds to about every post, likes every post, etc. that you post. The only exception to this is that simple minded family friend who does not really understand Facebook, or family of course. Depending on who it is, it's hard to get them to stop. You can drop them, but it's not always that simple. The best option is to cut them off from your news feed, as that avoids the "why did your drop me boo hoo" drama. Family cannot generally be a Facebook stalker. You dad sometimes quotes on everything because, well, you know dads...

2. A non-existent person that a person worries about by looking for tools to track their supposed stalker. Since it really does not matter if someone is looking at your pictures six times a day, there is not point in worrying abut it. The only real way to know a stalker, or worry about it, is when they post or like. Otherwise, like them browse your pics. It's rather vain and stupid to try and found out who they are. It shows a person who feels very self-important and conceited.
Definition 1

Bryan: "Amanda is pretty much liking everything I post. It's a bit annoying."

Jeff: Yeah, she's a facebook stalker.

Definition 1:

Katie: I really wish I could find something to see who is looking at my pictures all the time.
Tiffany: I know, like totally. It's so creepy to thing about.
Sophia: Yeah, it is creepy, but let them. It's not like it's hurting you. It's different if they are constantly commenting on your stuff, etc. I mean does what some creeper does in their own time really matter. It's like some guy masturbating thinking about you. Creepy maybe, but let him.
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mother-stalker 

A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection

or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way
mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!

pal: you noticed <3

mother-stalker : dont i always? :)

pal:ha ha ha

mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!
mother-stalker by Worde May 2, 2015

jack-stalker 

A person who will stalk another person via social media and drive distances up to 1,000 miles to stalk the person at their workplace and home.
Do not talk to Susie because became a Jack-Stalker after billy broke up with her.

vehicular stalker 

A driver who follows another car because there is something special about it. The car may be an exotic make and model or it may have fancy wheels or an unusual paint job. There is something about it that fascinates the driver. vehicle, auto, automobile, car, suv, van, motorcycle, motorbike, an exotic, luxury car, supercar, muscle car, SEMA, stalker, obsessed, surveil, harrass, follow, paparazzi, stalkerazzi
I've got to admit that I'm a vehicular stalker because when I see a Ferrari or Porsche, I've got to see it up close.

Pussy Stalker 

A guy who stalks girls by staring at their pussies 24/7.
Luke is such a pussy stalker for staring at Kira's pussy.
Pussy Stalker by HeavyMetalGuy360 October 3, 2016

edit stalker 

A person who is present in a shared document and is just watching you edit the file with no little or no comments at all. The more agressive type will overwrite your edits as soon as you left them, or correct your typos before you can.
That's just creepy knowing you are watching me edit this doc online. You are an edit stalker!
He edit stalks me all the time, like watching me edit and when I make a typo he was fast to correct it, as if I did not know how to spell.
edit stalker by DreKaa September 24, 2018

music stalker 

music which has the same effect of gang stalking or stalking in general
The music you heard somewhere else with the same theme to harasses you is considered music stalking, the person who does it is called music stalker
music stalker by jeffersonson October 14, 2019