stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020

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umbrella stalker

Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.

My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.

by Atherton Wing September 23, 2020

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Stalker booty call

This is when someone attempts to make a booty call, but overdoes it by calling too often on the same night.

That girl did a stalker booty call yesterday, she must have called me like 13 times.

by TheBelgian September 3, 2012

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Facebook Stalker

Someone who is dayn and stalks people. He also has access to many account numbers and likes Anna Shackelford.

Dayn is a facebook stalker and loves anna shackelford.

by DaynTheStalker October 14, 2013

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An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.

Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.

by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011

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Stalker Mcfinnigan

a person who is without a doubt awesome and is best friends with the faultwindenburger wiggins.

also can be known as a pornstar and has many enemys named keah!

Stalker Mcfinnigan: i love being a pornstar with as many enemys for which that i do!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: so your saying you would of never gone down any other road.
Stalker Mcfinnigan: nope!
FaultWindenBurger Wiggins: and their you have it

by Bitch Who Stole Your Hat June 16, 2011

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