staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 7, 2008

cum-stained futon

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009

dock station

When a male inserts his penis horizontally into another man's ass.

In order to stay warm Frank and Joe created a dock station to share warmth.

by cialisisoramundo February 2, 2010

Milk stain

When you cum on clothing and its there the next day

"Hey girl is that a milk stain"

by Freakyblackguy May 23, 2016

Wank-Stains

Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.

Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.

Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.

Mom: You sound like your father.

by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018

Ejaculation station

When you cum on an obese pigs snout and poop on it’s ears then ride it around your neighborhood like a horse, commonly done in Alabama and Mississippi.

Did you see that? He did an ejaculation station on that poor pig.

by tripod 8 November 1, 2018

fat boy stain

A stain on your shirt; commonly found after eating. makes you look like you eat like a pig.

girl: don't look at my shirt, I spilled soup on it at lunch.

guy: ohhh! you got a fat boy stain!!

girl: ahahahhahahahahahaa...no.

by karly;; May 29, 2008