matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.

The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.

by PsychMink September 13, 2015

Marnie Stanley

She is so amazing, she has lots of freckles, all the boys secretly want her she is someone who you can go to when your feeling down or you need someone to talk to she is very strong with words but not so much actions but watch out she will throw a punch if she has to.

Marnie Stanley is like so nice, she's the one to talk to.

by JessicaMolam August 8, 2016

Layne Staley

Most perfect man who ever lived.

I can't spend a day without listening to Layne Staley

Layne = perfection

by Laynegirl May 24, 2018

Zach Staley

The CEO of sex himself also know as the 15 dollar man and Chodius Maximus.

Yeah I have a lot of fully clothed sex, I'm basically Zach Staley

by Redacted_Man September 8, 2019

Jeddah Stanley-Horn

Makes fire tunes ya know da vibez broskis

penis
Jeddah Stanley-Horn

by zaddyaids April 9, 2021

Sticky Stanley

When a guy ejaculates and uses his cum to give someone a wet Willy

Ima give you a sticky Stanley.

by Dark quantum May 16, 2022

Flat Stanley

An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.

It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.

Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”

Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023