spunkbag

refering to a female one either intends to deposit one's cum in or has done so. a spunk bag's sole purpouse is/will be to be fucked and cummed in. spunkbags are most often fugly, retarded or black

That bitch was nothing but a spunkbag, why would i ever want to speak to her again!?

by vojtart April 27, 2006

monkey spunk

Used as a tame expletive as opposed to f@ck or sh@t.

Oh monkey spunk!!! What a load of monkey spunk!!! You dumb monkey spunk!!! etc

by Simon Parke-Davis November 21, 2003

Spunk fish

A little fish picture that I made on my belly with spunk, after I'd cum.

Ooh look. A little spunk fish on my belly. Let me lick you up. <lick/><lick/> Mmm, mmm, tasty little devil, weren't we now.

by JBarleycorn August 21, 2003

spunkarific

a very nice way to decorate your front room

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


that was rather spunkarific care for some tea nad crumpets after the cricket

by POUIP January 15, 2003

spunkathon

A result of something unexpectedly and exciting happening at an event where a crowd of people have like minded ideals.

Tony the duty manager that day said, "Hey up Steve, watch out for the spunkathon on the end of platform 3 when those nerdy trainspotters see the new class 66 locos emerge from Gaer tunnel".

by swineyvee October 9, 2006

woman spunk

When ones female admirer hasn't had sex in sometime. It fills with woman's spunk

Cez was so gagging for hendo so much she filled with woman spunk

by Hendoandcezmondo March 17, 2017

spunk mugger

to be be spunk mugged.
to part with ones seed on the understanding that sufficient contraceptive precuations are in place.
the intention of the deception being to become pregnant for the purposes of securing a mate, coucil flat, celebrity child or financial gain through child support.

the spunk mugger can often be spotted congregating at the local council office. care should be taken not to aggitate them
as they often operate in packs and can be aggressive.

by mr lobby March 10, 2009