sploot

the sudden burst of any bodily fluid at any given moment.

I was sitting on the bus when i felt a rush of liquid falling out of my rectem, this is when i realized i splooted all over myself.

by Swimming with fetus April 12, 2006

Sploof

An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.

"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."

by anonymous August 27, 2014

sploosh

Female masturbation or fingering involving crack.

That bitch used some of my best crack to sploosh herself!

by RD April 19, 2005

sploosh

when you drop somtheing saggy an it goes vs sploosh

eugene sploosh

by bob nick bob June 22, 2011

sploof

The white milky liquid emited from the penis when an orgasm is acheived.

Billy: Hey dude we're all out of milk, want me to go get some more?
Gary: No sweat Billy ill just refill the carton with sploof.
Billy: Whats sploof gary?
Gary: The stuff i covered your dog in last night.

by Roxas November 29, 2006

sploof

a word that a clown says to annoy someone

man:-walking-

clowm: SPLOOF!

man: AHHH! -runs away

by ace101.2 January 21, 2010

sploot

Sploot is the descriptive word explaining what happens when you press down with your finger on a marble, or squeeze soap between two hands forcing it to shoot out.

Splooting was coined in the 50's in Bristol by international set and stage designer Rodney Ford

"The chicken splooted out the egg with ease"

"The soap bar skidded across the floor after splooting from my hands"

by Liam April 10, 2007