get the smooth off

v. To be the first to use something.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.

John bought a new car, but he let Shirley get the smooth off by driving it first.

by etymographer October 25, 2006

Shaves the Sloth

a person, place, thing or action that is a TOTAL waste of time... boring! an obstruction of fun. A social obstacle. LAME!
A party pooper.

"I get on with Mrs. So-In-So alright, but her husband sure Shaves the Sloth!"

by winksie December 27, 2011

smooth

To be of a pimps caliber....

he is smoothing it out...or he is a smooth demon

by Pat the Don September 6, 2003

slothwhore

The fat glutonus swine sitting in the back of the bar giving bj's to any guy who comes near her.

Looks like a female Jabba the Hut with a dick her mouth.

by GIMELY February 20, 2004

Slothing

When you're too high or too tired to get up and move around or do anything active. Taken from sloth, a mamal that lives their life hanging in trees and moving very slowly. The sap of the trees are said to be hallucinogenic, causing the sloths to be high most of the time. Also can be used as an adjective (slothy, slothed).

"Bro: I'm so slothed from ripping that GB."

"Bro: Hey bro do you wanna go shoot some hoops?
Broham: No dude, I'm slothing way too hard right now."

"Bro: Dude, I was slothing-out from that PCP we smoked last night.
Broham: I know man, that stuff was straight up slothy"

by Castro with a K May 30, 2008

smooth

cool or awesome. another way of saying. "I like it"

Dude look at that car!
yeahhh its hella smooth.

by aliiiii February 24, 2008

sloth

a man with a limp face (aka, stroke, etc.)

alex looks like sloth

by erichockey3 January 1, 2010