salty pats

The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.

Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.

by Jkc0722 March 6, 2016

salty scott

The flavor of kilt sweat on your balls

Oh man she tasted my salty Scott after soccer practice the other day.

by E1989 June 26, 2016

Salty Pancake

The involuntary sound produced when fat sweaty skin slaps against each other during sexual intercourse.

We made some salty pancakes last night.

by RattieMae June 20, 2016

Salty Shrimp

A person who trys to do thier best

And look at the bright side

But ends up being pissed off With life

(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me

I am a salty shrimp

by Salty Shrimp June 17, 2016

Salty Maurice

A sexual act where the male finishes onto their partner's face while they are crying.

They didn't seem to like it, so I gave them a salty Maurice and called it a day.

by GrapeButter November 22, 2016

salty chihuahua

A dirty sexual act involving a man cumming on a girl's stomach, then licking it up and spitting the hot salty load into her mouth.

Last night got freaky. We started doing doggystyle and we finished with a salty chihuahua

by Pocketpittie November 28, 2016

salty roo

An Australian bloke who gets pissy when his commander is taken in a rally.

NAP Police, quit being such a salty Roo! It's not my fault you rallied me and lost. See salty bitch

by RiverSlayer December 12, 2016