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soft salad

1. a salad containing non-crisp lettuce, mushy tomatoes, fetta cheese, hard boiled eggs, blue cheese

2. a person who is excessively "soft"; usually lacking moral fiber or anyone form STRONG Island
I could go for a soft salad right now

Quit being a soft salad and finish your beer
by E (dot) O (dot) May 21, 2010
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soft hands

when a hockey player has soft hands, it's generally a player that's good at dekes.

when used in a sexual manner it means he handles himself well on and off the ice.
the puck bunnies like my soft hands
by anonomys hockey player April 1, 2010
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soft batch

n.: One who lacks dedication to their involvements and often backs out when things become complicated or difficult. The opposite of one who is hardcore.
adj 1.: Used to describe one who has the traits of a softbatch. The opposite of hardcore.
adj 2.: Used to describe an action that is performed in such a way as to reveal the person committing it would be referred to as a soft batch.
adj 3.: used to describe an action that was performed half-assed.
adj 4.: used to describe anything that is clearly not hard core, especially if it tries to be passed off as being hard core.
"You're soft batch! Every time we wanna play paintball you've got some excuse for why you can't go!"
"God he never even does any work on his car for himself, what a soft batch"
by Bladesilver March 13, 2004
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Soft Brain

hes a democrat. must be a soft brain
by PresidentElectDickPenis January 6, 2021
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soft serve

Moving ones hips in a circular motion while expelling extremely soft stool, the product of which is a pile of tightly coiled excrement that has the appearance of soft serve ice cream.
Marsha laid down and smiled as John stood over her face and gave her a soft serve.
by A.T. y'all April 1, 2011
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soft nuttin'

"Soft nuttin" is something that can happen to any adolescent male. The term coincides with the ejaculation of sperm. A male is said to have "soft-nutted" when his penis is completely flaccid, yet somehow he ejaculates instantly.

Soft nuttin can be triggered from various situations. For example: Seeing something very sexual that makes you blow your load.

Soft nuttin can be very unexpected and unannounced. The element of surprise is what always gets you.
Damn that girl was so fine, I was straight soft nuttin'.

I soft nutted when I saw Keisha bend over.

I'll bet Mr. Cornell soft nutted when his wife told him that she would blow his cock!
by G.M.O February 2, 2008
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Soft life

Protects their peace. Does yoga, Pilates, spin, meditates, or any form of soft girl exercise because their health is a priority. They eat healthy foods and prefer whole raw, natural ingredients like fruits and vegetables. Prefers to look well kept and put together. Prioritizes a more luxury esthetic like name brands or authentic fine jewelry. Will not engage in drama or harmful relationships of any kind ie workplace, romance or friendship. Travels for self care and experiences.
I strive for a soft life
by Diction of diaries August 27, 2022
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