Sober Richard

Just boring. A shell of his drunk self. Awkward is most situations and horrendous with birds.

Who’s coming Giorgios on the 19th?

Sober Richard.

Ah I ain’t going then.

by Second Row November 26, 2021

Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.

“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett

by Shandon November 29, 2021

sobercurious

A tribe of those who have taken a conscious considered decision to reduce alcohol consumption.

I definitely want to reduce my alcohol intake, I'm sobercurious.'

by Live & Breathe January 10, 2022

soberbananas

A literal god, god at art, god at stalking drummers who they think are cool, god of bananas 🍌, soberbananas

Wow, they are so soberbananas, wowza homie 😫🙏🍌🤤

by Toji's used cum sock February 7, 2022

Sobernite

A person who prefers to remain sober and abstains from drugs and alcohol at all cost

John Doe: Hey, ask that guy if he wants to get high as balls with us
Jane Doe: nah, he’s a Sobernite

by Johnny Assballs March 23, 2022

Sober

Someone who is fully awake

“Soso is sober they should get us food” “What do you mean “sober” none of us are intoxicated”

“no I mean they aren’t falling asleep”

“ohhhh”

by slangn3T May 12, 2022

sober convo

A conversation that is so weird or random that you seem drunk even though you’re sober.

Those guys are having a sober convo.

by TrippyTrash August 23, 2022