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Smash Head 

The act of playing Super Smash bros since it came out in 2001...excluding SSBB
Hey Billy, stop playing Smash bros, Your a fucking Smash Head

:DDD
Smash Head by Torrian B May 29, 2008

smash cans 

A game of exhibition involving a batter and a pitcher. The pitched object is a can, preferably one filled with a carbonated beverage. The object is to cause the most spectacular destruction of said can via contact with an official A-Rod bat.

Cheaper beverages are a must, such as Sam's Choice, available at Wal-Mart. A case is under $3 and it tastes like moldy ass, so destroying them is imperative.
"Reading sucks ass. Let's go smash cans."

Smash Mouth 

A common term used in referring to a welder because of all the cocks they enjoy smashing in and around their mouth. Also see Tykake
Welder: Hey now... I'm an allstar...
Co-workers: Hey Smash Mouth, hows that arc burn?
Smash Mouth by Counterguy June 6, 2018

smash cakes 

To have sex with another
Imma go over to the lady's house to smash cakes.
smash cakes by MTBJoel March 31, 2009

[Smash-Whore] 

A person who is playing Super Smash Bros Brawl. Who Brutally Overuses the smash ball, constantly gets it, Always wins with it but cannot win any other way.
My friend Robert IS a Total Smash-Whore!!!!
[Smash-Whore] by Matty J. B. June 21, 2008

smash-terbating 

mastering so rough and profusely that your penis or vagina chafe and/or bleed due to friction.
Tom: dude I was masturbateing so much last night that it turned into smash-terbating.