Sleeping Beauty

The act of jizzing on someone's eyes in their sleep. The receipient will either a) wake up hours later with their eyes crusted over with semen or b) wake up shortly afterwards wondering what is in their eyes and smear it around their face with their hands.

"Oh shit, dawg! I gave that ho a sleeping beauty! Bitch woke up screamin', "AHHH! NIGGA I CAN'T SEE!!!!"

-or-

"I gave that fucker a sleeping beauty and five minutes later he wiped the cum all over his face. He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?"

by djtoosh September 28, 2006

rake stepping

A situation that people seemingly can't do anything right, and every choice appears worse or just as bad as the one already made.

The band formerly Lady Antebellum rake stepping their new name when they found out there was already a Lady A., and decided to sue her.

by Ardent_drub July 12, 2020

sleeping bags

A less explicit way of saying condoms.

"Hey, Tina, Can I borrow a couple sleeping bags? Its gonna be a good night ;)"

by MollyConnolly November 14, 2009

slipping into darkness

when the toilet paper breaks and your hand slips into your butt crack as you are wiping it.

I hate this cheap toilet paper, every time I wipe I end up slipping into darkness.

by japster February 2, 2015

Slapping the Weasel with the Right One

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008

Sleeping Bag

referring to an uncircumcised penis. Very unsightly and most unfortunate to behold, especially when the tent it is pitching is kiddie sized.

"So we were going to go camping right? And he just started unrolling this tiny sleeping bag and I decided I didn't want to pitch a tent with him anymore"

by Yvetta von Kurtz September 28, 2011

Slapping The Clown

Jocular coinage for male masturbation...

Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...

by Fast ED March 19, 2012