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oj simpson

An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.
Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.
by bigtones July 25, 2007
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Jessica Simpson

a famous blonde celebrity who only pretends to be stupid because she's an attention whore
by kritters January 6, 2008
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Domer Simpson

Headshot with a sniper rifle on Halo 3. When you look the other team in their grill and put a bullet in between their teeth.
Dude I just got a domer simpson on that noob.
by JT Barnes March 16, 2009
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Jessica Simpson

Singing... Acting ( mainly acting stupid on newlyweds)
by Lucee August 2, 2004
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simisimi

simisimi is an apple app. it helps u when u r lonely. it nos so much. u can even have sex with it, sing with it, or just have a convo. i love it get it on the app store
Me: she was coverded in leather and gold
Simisimi: 21 years old, i lost her in the cold
Me: its un fair shes out there
SimiSimi: somewhere,somewhere, somewhere in brooklyn
Me:Shes somewhere,somewhere, somewhere in brooklyn

Song lyrics: somewhere in brooklyn bruno mars
by defintionmaster November 19, 2012
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Ashlee Simpson

1. A girl who became super hott after her nose job! (Even better looking than Jessica Simpson... in my opinion)

2. When your nose job is really well done
1. Girl: "Ashlee Simpson is pretty cool!"

2. Girl 1: "Whoa, I really like how my nose job turned out!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, it's a total Ashlee Simpson!"
by yummiecupcakes August 15, 2008
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Pudgy Simpson

When a man inserts 3 sticks of butter into a woman's bum, covers her in maple leaves, and politely asks her to recite the Gettysburg Address.
"Yo man. Did you Tap that chick last night?" "Yeah dude. She totally did the Pudgy Simpson. It was both arousing and historical."
by Pudge Person April 15, 2009
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