Dirty Simon

The act of a presumedly straight male shoving various household items up his ass. Progressing from pens to eventually a carrot.

And finally, a fat fucking cock

Dude did you hear what happened last night? Yeah, someone pulled a dirty Simon in the kiddy pool

by Anna gammy April 15, 2020

semon

The shit that comes out of your dick when sexually aroused by other women.

He put his semon on my pussy

by IILunaticGamerII December 4, 2016

Simon Cowell

A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.

Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.

by sexybeast1023 March 6, 2011

Simeon

An ugly child that lets off farts every two seconds, smells incredibly bad.

Oh, Simeon's farted again. Ew.

by youaresuchaslutx00x0x0e33 January 1, 2012

Simonizer

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

by gusto August 7, 2003

Simeon

The underpart of your chin that everyone has. Some may have it bigger than others.

That grandma has a huge wrinkly old Simeon!

by simeonthefatdogg4de3 December 19, 2011

Simmons Hacks

Matt Simmons Hacks

While the aspiring young Cisco student passed the test with ease, the jerk in the corner pulled out Simmons Hacks and failed horribly.

by Zach Taylor December 11, 2003